(originally posted on facebook, starting with the oldest one)
1. (leaving on the first trip where I've been able to join my parents and brother Dallin).
Dallin: Spacewise, we're missing that 3-4 cubic feet we had before.
Me: you're saying I'm worth 3-4 cubic feet?"
2. My mom made a funny!
Mom: "we're not coming home until you clean the bathroom."
Me: "Uh, what's the incentive?? You know that's not really a good punishment, right?"
(now I was expecting her to chew me out, but instead,)
Mom: "Haha, you'd miss me."
3. So not only did my bro evade pool cover duty by hiding on the front porch, but he was talking to a GIRL and he won't tell me her name!
4. Grandma made brownies. Yesssss.
5. Mom: "I used to dress you guys really cute so I'd WANT to take care of you."
(as I stared in shock at her, she tried to clarify,)
Mom: "Cause kids aren't always a joy to take care of, you know."...didn't help
6. My mom has this new generic hairspray that is not only Extra Hold, but also Conditions and has sunscreen! Wow!...sarcasm.
Mom: "AND IT DOESN'T HOLD AT ALL!!!!! YOU CAN HAVE IT!!!!
7. (on Texas) Mom: "It's just another state, it's not like, another country."
8. My brother pointed out that with Obama, Jintao and other Asia-Pacific leaders in Honolulu (where we're visiting), we are probably the top city for a bombing right now. Thanks for that.
9. WHY would they make a phone that turns off when you drop it?? What a pain.
Dallin: "Maybe they REALLY don't want you to pocket dial."
10. "The parking lot was tilted...it was a white car so I didn't see it...you know." -my mom on a fender bender she was in. It was TILTED. You can't make this up.
11. Me: "I should dye my dog's hair blonde so he looks like me."
My brother: "then he'd look like a giant twinkie."
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