but paying bills is so boring

Next Friday will mark the official arrival of my SECOND full paycheck and I'm a bit overwhelmed at the ways I could spend it.

Here are my top ideas, of which I'll probably only be able to choose one:
1. Have my dog's nails clipped - $100 (yes, $100: $10 for the clipping, $45 for the sedative to knock him out and another $40 to bring him back to life, plus tax. I'm not joking. And that's an improvement, vets used to have to GAS him because he'd fight the sedative.)
2. Real laptop - $300 (my current one is a cute little netbook but cute is about the best adjective for it. It's portable, light, has great battery life, but I'd like to use Photoshop without my computer roaring with laughter at me.)
3. Camera - $150 (mine died about 2 years ago and I made do with my cell phone camera, but the camera on my new phone has actually set mankind back a few years with its crappiness. I'd like new facebook pictures please, and it'd be nice to have some visual stimulation on this blog.)

However. Bills beckon. I spent $40 on two pairs of shoes this week (soo cute. I'd post pics, but see #3 above) but other than that my money went to bills. So the right thing to do is forgo all of the above and just pay bills. right...? Though Hiro's nails/claws/whatever are getting really long. So that could be classified as a bill, but Hiro's sheared claws can't take pictures of my friends playing Extreme Spoons and they sure can't then edit for red-eye in Photoshop. Decisions, decisions.