Some people might consider this TMI but we've all been there!

Show of hands: Who here has a dog or cat? Keep your hands up if any of them have ever, uh, had GAS.

Someone in my family has been passing silent farts for the past few days. We've been slowly eliminating the possibilities. It's not me or Calvin. Today we learned it's not the cat, since he was outside when we got blasted with the latest silent killer (he used to have bad episodes until we weaned him off of wet food though). It's down to either Hiro or Shelby. I'm thinking now it's not Shelby because I've been the first one to smell it today and Hiro's closest to me. Calvin's convinced it's Hiro too. The thing that kills me though is that Hiro doesn't even wake up for it! He's like that gross old uncle from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days who just sits in his chair napping and tooting all day. THAT'S HIRO!

Oh man. When he lets one loose it makes me want to DIE. It's like falling into the sewer or sleeping next to the litter box. Sorry if that's TMI but hey, welcome to my life, apparently.