You know you're getting used to Phoenix when...

1. Your shower isn't cold enough
2. The a/c is too cold and you have to step outside to warm up
3. You're pleased to find you don't have to wash off your makeup, because it has already melted off.
4. 86 degrees at 7am feels like a cold front.
5. Hair dryer? No need. Go outside with wet hair and it's dry in 5 minutes. Besides, blowing hot air in my face? No thanks.
6. It's just not worth going to the store if there's no covered parking.
7. You're worried the cookie dough you just bought will start cooking before you can get the car cooled down.
8. Seat belts are optional if they are hot enough to burn your fingertips off. A real possibility.
9. You need a down comforter to counteract the a/c
10. You'd rather stay inside with the a/c than take a "refreshing" dip in the pool, because you know that pool water will be hotter than a jacuzzi.